The Pen is NOT Mightier Than The Sword

I know you’re still catching your breath from your cycling workout, but I want you to be prepared for your next workout, cause it’s a doozy.

The most effective means of zombie killing seems to be large blunt objects, or even better…

HUGE SHARP SWORDS!

The reason being that these things are quiet, and can be used over and over again.

The downside, of course, is that you have to get close enough to the zombie’s head to be able to use it, so you want to be strong enough to finish off the perpetrator in one blow.

This is where we separate the survivors from the weak. It’s time to lift heavy. You’re gonna need some sweet guns for slaying the undead.

And if this whole Apocalypse thing turns out to be a dud, your arms and back will look AMAZING in your New Year’s cocktail dress. It’s a win-win really.

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