Making A Comeback

So I even though in my porn post I said I wouldn’t stop posting food pictures completely, I kinda stopped taking them for my own mental health reasons, and thereby had none to post.

I’m happy to report to you that I’m slowly climbing back on the bandwagon.

Maybe it’s because I’m starting a new job and times they are a’changin?

Whatever it is, I have a post filled with yummy pics and recipes, all while still recapping my day; fun right?!

So yesterday I got to sleep in a bit. I’m training for my new job, but didn’t have to be there until noon, so I enjoyed a pre-workout pumpkin smoothie…

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pumpkin smoothie: 1 cup carrot juice, 1/4 cup pumpkin puree, 1 tsp molasses, handful spinach, handful ice, 1 scoop protein powder, 1 tsp pumpkin pie spice

I put in a solid two hour workout since I had the time… reminded me of the good ole college days. 1 hour resistance training (including heavy lifting), 1 hour cardio, lots of sweat.

Did my squats, some power cleans to press, bench press and other random arm stuff. Realized my rear delts are starting to over-develop in comparison to my front delts and chest, so my shoulders are constantly forced into a slouch… working on that.

Then put in 50 minutes of interval training on the elliptical. I’m a huge fan of the “cross country” circuit which will change not only the incline and resistance, but will also tell you to switch up between forward and backward.

After my workout it was time for lunch.

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Gluten-free buffalo chicken pizza, mixed green salad, green apple, water in my spiffy bottle, and also some pumpkin spice coffee (not pictured)

Ate over at the Coffee Bean, where they brewed me a fresh pot of pumpkin spice even though they don’t normally serve it after 11. I’m spoiled.

The pizza was left over from the night before and is super easy to make… we just bought the Udi’s frozen gluten free pizza, but I recommend making your own from a gluten free dough mix (we have before) as it was kinda meh.

For the toppings, we doctored up some regular tomato sauce, sauteed up some chicken breast in salt and pepper, thinly sliced some Trader Joe’s mozzarella, I added a handful of chopped spinach, then we doused the top in Frank’s… and after about 10 minutes at 425, healthy buffalo chicken pizza is made!

Training went well… did some modules, studied the foot, had MY foot studied (I’ve been wearing the wrong sneakers for running) and took some inventory.

After that I biked back towards the boy’s apartment, but studied at Republic of Pie while he got his workout in.

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today’s bootcamp circuit, my ACE flashcards and an almond milk latte

Love Republic of Pie because they have almond milk… but THEN saw after I ordered that they also offer coconut and hazelnut milk! If that wasn’t enough, they are also now offering Stumptown Coffee!!!! Next time for sure.

Speaking of beverages, tried this brand over the weekend…

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Some car/van thing was actually handing these out in Portland while we were there. I tried the diet green tea, and the unsweetened English tea. I definitely preferred the unsweetened, though the tea flavor in both of them could be a lot stronger.

Finally, I bring you the best part of this post, and being that it’s National Burger Day, it’s all too appropriate…

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Pulled Pork Burger

Those of you on the west coast might have seen the Carl’s Jr. commercial of the two hot chicks fighting for grill space and creating this monstrosity known as the “Memphis BBQ Burger.” However, I don’t eat at Carl’s Jr, and quite frankly don’t even like BBQ very much, but the boy wanted to make a healthy-ish version, so we gave it a go.

We bought grass fed beef and the Trader Joe’s pulled pork. Yes, if we’d made our own pulled pork with a low/no-sugar BBQ sauce it would have been even healthier, but we were also trying to save some time. I made my own crispy onions…

  • onions, very thinly sliced
  • milk/egg wash
  • 2 T breadcrumbs
  • 2 T gluten free flour
  • salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder

toss lightly in olive oil and bake at 450 for 10-15 minutes or until brown and crispy

I lightly toasted a gluten free hamburger bun. Put on a perfectly grilled patty with melted organic monterey jack cheese on top. Added a scoop of pork. Sprinkled on some onions. May have added a few dashes of hot sauce for good measure. And finally, devoured.

I’ve never been much for pulled pork, but this was DAMN good. Still not the healthiest of meals, but definitely a much better option than the fast food counterpart.

Still had enough macros left for a glass of wine and some chocolate to round out my meal. It was a very good day of eating.

What are you doing for National Burger Day?

Whole30 Recipe – Grass Fed Beef Burritos

Grass Fed Beef Burritos

  • 1lb grass fed ground beef
  • 2 TB olive oil
  • Whole Foods organic Mexican seasoning (combo onion powder, ancho chili powder, cumin, paprika, mexican oregano)
  • 1/4 c. water
  • medium onion, sliced thin
  • medium pepper (choose your favorite color; I went with green because it came in our CSA), sliced thin
  • 1 jalapeno, seeded (optional), sliced thin
  • handful cilantro, chopped
  • TB garlic, minced
  • sea salt/pepper (to taste)
  • large romaine leaves
  • optional garnish: avocado, salsa, cashew “sour cream”

In a big skillet, heat 1 TB olive oil until it shimmers.

In a smaller skillet, heat the other TB of olive oil until it shimmers as well.

So much shimmering!

Break your beef up into the big one.

In the smaller one, add garlic, sea salt, peppers and onion.

Once the beef is cooked, add the water and your Mexican seasoning. Let simmer until water is absorbed.

When your peppers are soft and your onions are translucent, add pepper and cilantro.

Grab two big leaves of romaine and stack them on top of one another, facing opposite ways (so it looks like an oval and not a teardrop).

Pile in your peppers/onions, meat and optional toppings, roll in ends and then the sides. Makes 4 servings.

Enjoy!

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Balancing the Bliss

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sunset yoga in an empty park

Yup, I totally went home yesterday and did an hour of yoga. It was totally blissful.

Well, almost totally.

My body hurt, and my flexibility and balance aren’t what they used to be (it’s been almost nine months since I’ve done any yoga) but I felt centered and at peace.

After that, I found a fun package had arrived…

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playing with my new E.L.F. makeup

Got an amazing deal on ELF make-up last week, so I made myself look pretty before going to have dinner with the boy 🙂

I made some tacos from meat I’d pre-cooked and froze.

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grass fed beef lettuce tacos with avo and homemade salsa

SO good, and fast since the meat just needed to be reheated.

We jumped to a different country with the second course…

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the boy's udon soup veggies

He brought home his leftover soup from lunch for us to share. It was really tasty! Zucchini and carrots and onions and tofu(?) and chicken in a mellow broth. I was a fan.

Had a cup of chamomile tea after doing the dishes; I’ve never tried it before and it made me so freaking tired! Apparently it works. I knocked out right quick.

I still didn’t want to wake-up this morning though. I blame the rainy, gray weather. Happy that I mixed up something for breakfast last night so all I had to do was cook it.

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pumpkin protein... pancake?

Okay, so this definitely came more muffin-y than pancake-y, but it was still pretty good. I think reducing coconut flour to 1 T instead of 2 would fix it.

  • 2 scoops protein powder
  • 2 (or 1) T coconut flour
  • 1/4 c pumpkin
  • 1 egg
  • cinnamon
  • packet of stevia
  • water (maybe 2-3 T?)

Mix everything together until it is the consistency of thick pudding (adjust water accordingly). Spoon 1/2 the batter into greased pan over medium heat. Allow one side to brown (about 2 minutes) then flip and cook for an additional minute. Repeat.

I’m glad I ate a large breakfast (well for me anyway) this morning because the gym was another doozy today. Trainer switched our normal Friday time to today so I didn’t have the chance to “play this morning by ear”… I just had to get up and go!

Warm-up: 2.5 mile bike ride, 2 minute treadmill

  • roundhouse kicks (20 rep/leg, 3 sets)
  • underhand lat pull down (15 rep, 3 sets)
  • TRX reverse flys (15 rep, 3 sets)
  • benchpress (12 rep, 3 sets)
  • stair-stepper (1:30, 3 sets)
  • one arm, kneeling rows (15 rep, 3 sets)
  • SPRINTS (1:15, 6 sets)
  • chest fly (12 rep, 3 sets)
  • decline bosu push-ups (18 rep, 3 sets)
  • alternating bicep curls (15 rep, 3 sets)
  • tricep press (15 rep, 3 sets)

Cool down: 20 minute treadmill, 1 mile bike ride

Luckily my protein pancakes sustained me and I didn’t get hungry for my Quest Bar until 11:30ish. I definitely was happy to have something sweet… I dreamt about eating a chocolate bar last night!

Today at work I’m happy to report I’ve finished all my formatting duties… Now you can buy the book!

That’s right. My name is right there on Amazon! And it’s cheap. The book is filled the science behind how your body works and how to deal with different problems naturally. These are the same principles I’ve been using for the past eight months. If you or anyone you know is struggling with health problems of any kind, including trying to lose weight, I highly recommend buying this book and following the steps. Yeah, buying supplements sucks and I know I bitch all the time about not being able to eat everything I want, but the truth of it is that I struggled with a lot of health issues (migraines, digestive issues, fatigues) in addition to my emotional ones (the whole bipolar fun) and doctors could never give me helpful answers other than to draw my blood a lot, find inconclusive results and pump me full of pills. I’m happy to say that I don’t take any medications other than my supplements and haven’t been sick in MONTHS. So if you’re interested in giving it a shot, or know someone else who might be, check out this book: Kick Menstrual Cramps in the Nuts   Or at least like it on Facebook and follow the author (my trainer and boss) on Twitter

The book is really entertaining and a bit raunchy (he used to be a stand-up comedian) so if you’re easily offended, you can check out the PG version: Done With Menstrual Cramps and like it on Facebook

Is this the only way? Absolutely not. Just like I will never tell anyone they should eat only vegan, or only paleo, or cut out food groups, or exercise like a mad man; you have to find what works for you. I’m just here to try and give you options 🙂

That’s also the message of our film: Why Am I So Fat?

check it out if you haven’t yet!

Just got the finalized course map for Saturday; it’s no longer some far off idea of running a 5k (that’s now a 7k) through some mud. This is happening in less than 48 hours. And there are ropes to climb.

ROPES.

I don’t think I’ve ever successfully climbed a rope.

AAAAAAAAH!

I’ll just keep chanting my focal point mantra from my tree pose yesterday…

“I am strong, sexy and confident.”

More chamomile anyone?